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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

When I was 16, I came up with a list of the “types of girls” Lets say Brown girls in general without being literal. One in every ten girls has a mind of her own.

1) she has a boyfriend, so she’ll ignore everyone else, choose him over her friends, make it seem like she’s found “the one/soul mate” and writes his name where ever she can! (Until he leaves her, and she becomes a man hater)
2) The pathological liar (that lies out of her nose to fit in with everyone and anyone). Has two faces and will be friends with someone just to talk behind their back and be all hugs and kisses face to face. (Seen that countless times)

3) the problem girl. Over dramatically acts as if the world is against her and nothing goes her way, she will let you know she has problems but when you want to ask what they are she asks to be left alone and then the next time you talk to her she hints out her problems again and refuses once again to share them.
4) The birdbrain. Pretty face nothing upstairs.
5) The shit talker. My personal favorite, a girl that talks about you before she even knows you. Then one day when you meet her, and she wants to be your friend,
6) The internet freak, the one that becomes a totally different person when online and actually has a personality until she gets out into daylight.
7) The one in a million, what’s there to be said, she’s one in a million.
8) The gangster, brown girls who think that they are black. Outside they like to be dressed in hip-hop gear and act like they run their city. They love to threaten guys who “apparently” were looking at her the wrong way and every white person is racist.

9) The innocent ones. The ones that like to act like they don’t know anything, they’ll have cat fights and then act as if they don’t hae a clue. She has no idea what "she was talking about". Also like to use baby language and act like every little thing hurts them (emotionally and physically) and use there baby-tone to empty the guys wallet.

Relax. It’s supposed to be funny!

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous24/3/10 19:40

    lololololololololol made my day, this shdnt jus apply to brown girls, its all girls :P

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  2. lmao hahhaha shes right this isn't just brown girls :P

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